the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
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Dire Straits - Why worry?
Four days of finals starting on Tuesday. Not even finished one module yet. Oh well. Gone past stressed and into slightly comatose.
why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way
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Had a really bad food day. On top of a really bad work day. And a pretty poor social-relationship day.
Maybe I’ll just go to bed.
Well, why not get the same haircut you had aged 8?
really really really really really hating people right now.
All people.
And feeling sorry for myself. Bah.
Having a life crisis.
I am so far behind on my revision. These are going to be the worst exams ever. They are some ridiculously high percentage of my degree too.
Arrgh. I do not need all the extra shit on top of this. I hate everyone.
And now I have to get on a train in half an hour. I don’t want to. Bah.
I need motivation to work.
I have so much to revise (learn…) for my exams. This is impossible. I can’t do this.
Baths are good. In other news.
Anonymous asked: You are always complaining about men and whingeing that you are fat. Just stop eating, you'll get skinny and they'll all like you more. And just tell them want you want, don't let some guy call the shots.
You make some odd but good points, internet weirdo. Cheers for you unsolicited advice.
Why is it that when you text someone and want (need in this case, there’s time pressure…) a reply asap, you get all sorts of pointless messages from people you’ve not spoked to if ages, but NOTHING FROM THAT ONE QUESTION?
Answers on a postcard…
Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
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Cat-sitting Ripley.
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